Esther

Quick with a witty, sarcastic remark, even quicker to anger. She loves to deconstruct but hates to feel… feelings.

Kayla

Childlike enthusiasm, very unchildlike motivations. She's Esther's best friend and an aspiring high-powered TikTok trad-wife.

Allison

Just wants everyone to follow the rules so they can be as happy as she would be if everyone followed the rules.

Quinn

She's cool.

Lee

Lifeguard intern and Esther's little brother. A chronic people pleaser who doesn't need to be noticed. But it'd be nice.